"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
Things I’m Gonna Do for the Rest of the Year
- Cry probably